March 3, 2013
CALL OF THE DAY: surfer dude meets lesbian porn
I like to imagine that he already has the hair for the role...
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February 26, 2013
CALL OF THE DAY: so soft, it’s hard!
I've never understood the visual metaphor of "curtains blowing in the breeze". Could just as easily be "mac n cheese burning in the oven". He likes to call early and talk about kissing me awake in bed. His favorite outfit for me...
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February 24, 2013
CALL OF THE DAY: setting some pussy parameters
Do I have to stand up to be your bitch? Because I don't think that's a good idea right now...
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February 17, 2013
Call of the Day: lust and loathing from the littlest mommyfucker
Before I start, I want to clarify something. Since last November, I have been adding Call of the Day posts not necessarily in chronological order. That is to say, sometimes they are calls that happened actually that day, or maybe the day before. But sometimes...
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February 12, 2013
CALL OF THE DAY: suddenly… a wild rim job appears
He's a real regular, with three or four cards paper-clipped together, the columns of recorded calls thick with 7 min (7) req. Â Â Â Â 7 min (7) req. Â Â Â Â 7 min (7.5) req. Â Â Â Â 7 min (7) req. His scenario, up until about three weeks ago, has always been the same:...
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February 5, 2013
CALL OF THE DAY: the man with attainable goals
He was as close to average in my line of work as I can think: middle-aged, middle American accent, not incredibly articulate, but not silent, either. It was a 10-minute call, which is probably the average length of call for me. And his fantasy—watching two...
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February 3, 2013
CALL OF THE DAY: lead singer in the ass choir
He is one of my ass men, not the archetypal one, the one that made it into my play Phone Whore, but this caller is still quite noteworthy, and not just because he has the same first name (and spelling!) of one of my brothers...
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January 29, 2013
CALL OF THE DAY: look at my thighs, now look back at my toes…
He was the second in a row of two new-to-me callers. New callers are good, from a micro-marketing point of view, because for me—and I don't know how this is true across the industry or even in my company—but for me, real regulars, who a)...
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January 17, 2013
CALL OF THE DAY: color commentary at the Perv Bowl
Whenever I go on tour and become less available, he will forget me, but when I'm on call a lot, he's definitely a regular. His voice is mild, very low-affect, even when he's turned on. He likes to bring me in with him and his...
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January 6, 2013
CALL OF THE DAY: He’s a back-door man
He's one of my nicer doms, and one of my favorite callers, period. His preferred scenarios are the doctor's office (chronic orgasmic malfunction, you know, it takes a lot of treatment) or the supervisor's office in a Eastern European factory; our accents are SO BAD...
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