Full disclosure: This was not actually live-tweeted. Extreme Top's stuff is too extreme for direct-to-Twitter channeling, and besides, live-tweeting an actual call from my perspective would be too difficult for me to stay on top of. HOWEVER, these are actual notes I jotted down from...
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How many blow jobs do you think she'd give you for this? I've talked to this man before. For a little while he was requesting me, I don't know why. His half-hour sessions swung back and forth between young-teen rape scenes and...
View MoreHe is not so sentimental as to not use the phone service when I vanish for weeks on end, but he always finds me after I get back and begins requesting me again. I'm glad, because he is unfailingly polite and nice. His fantasies are...
View MoreObviously I'll have to get this altered after I get those 34LL implants...
View MoreThis is not in any way sexy...
View MoreThis last Sunday morning was a bad morning. My Boston lover had been in town last week, but I had gotten my period unexpectedly in the middle of it, so all my plans for fuckery and general romantic sleaze—including a long-anticipated threesome—went right out the...
View MorePlease, for the love of God, can I just get one mouthful of this in my face? It had been shaping up to be a really nice weekday brunch: bacon, toast, omelet made with Parmesan cheese and garlicky sautéed veggies left over...
View MoreHow about on the coffee table? "No, it's glass, too." I rarely have a good sense of the caller's location, their surroundings. Bed, chair, in the bathroom leaning over the sink...
View MoreI bet your dick is getting as hard as the steel toe in a cop's boot, isn't it? "He likes to talk about young girls, and he wants you to tell him that he's a bad man." That's all the dispatcher gave me....
View MoreYou know what they say: clean toilet, dirty mind...
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