I was hoping for a good call to get me started back, after four months of being away. No, let's be honest: I was, in my heart of hearts, hoping that I would make it big enough in theatre this year that I wouldn't have...
View More"He wanted a rocker," said the dispatcher. "When I said I didn't have one, he asked if there were any actresses available, and then I thought of you! I have an actress!" Ignoring the fact that all the girls working the phone lines are acting,...
View MoreTook a call from a new-to-me-sub last night. He's obviously been watching a LOT of fem-dom potty porn—"I have no limits," he said, HAHAHAHAHAH those armchair subs can be hi-LARIOUS—but after I figured out what I could get away with in terms of dismissive contempt,...
View MoreWe chatted a bit about what I looked like, and what I "did for work" (um...
View MoreOh, god, I'm not going to make it...
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Subtract 15 years and a whole lot of stubble, and this might be something close to "Scooter." He did a spree of long calls with me over four years ago, but nothing since, so of course he doesn't remember me. I think...
View MoreA new guy, but not a brand-new-to-the-company new guy, as I have cause to be grateful for when the dispatcher fills me in: he wants a party girl, "someone who does ice." Does what? "Meth." What the...
View MoreI can't find the bustier he was talking about, but this is pretty cute...
View MoreThe one call that I hated the most, over my nearly five years in phone work so far, involved a man calling in with his wife, and pressing her to get it on with me. I was so angry at him, for asking me to...
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