I call him my gardening sweetheart from Alabama (I've written about him previously here), and he stresses me out almost more than any other caller. Not for what we talk about doing during our monthly calls, but for the fact that he is clearly old...
View MoreI hate it when I get a new guy for only 7 minutes. That's not a lot of time to build rapport—10 minutes is ideal—and it's a tight time window in which to "get 'er done". I certainly don't expect a lot of chit-chat. But...
View MoreI'm the sexy stepmother and he's 14. He's got a remarkably well-thought-out vignette planned for us, the standard I'm-too-shy-around-girls-can-you-give-me-advice prologue but he really wants to keep the ramp-up going. I mean, we seriously get into sex-ed, after-school-special territory ("I know, honey, sometime you just get...
View MoreHe is a gentleman from New Orleans, one of my more infrequent regulars who is languidly, baroquely, infallibly polite until the point where he gets his big black hands on my creamy white ass (his words, not mine). "I wanna ask you a quick question," he...
View MoreHe is a mommy-fucker, one of my regulars, but I don't always get the extra dollar for a request, because frankly, I don't think he's that particular. Also, he's gotten used to me not being on at night while I'm touring, so when I took...
View MoreIt's my only caller so far today, a new guy, not only to me and to the company, but he's never done phone sex in his life, he says, and I believe him. Per my usual approach, I greet him and describe myself within 45...
View MoreHe's got a cameo in Phone Whore: caller #3, the mommyfucker. From remarks that the dispatchers have made, I know that I'm not his only phone mommy, but when I get a call from him, it's almost always a request. For a long time now,...
View MoreHe usually calls during his lunch break, a young-sounding man who talks less than almost any other caller that I've ever had. He responds mostly to direct questions. (You like watching Mommy through the bathroom door, don't you? "Yeah.") Occasionally he will blurt out a...
View MoreI am going to be digging back through some of my old Facebook posts for what I label Calls of the Day, just little snapshots of some of my more interesting encounters. Let's start the new series with this one, fresh off the phone...
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