Bilingual Papi is a savvy phone sex user; he usually comes within 30 seconds of the end of his time package. He always ends up wanting a little more time with me, but he almost always only needs the amount of time that he has...
View MoreAbout two weeks ago I finally told Bilingual Papi that I was leaving. I had been dreading that conversation for months, but it wasn’t as awkward as I feared it would be. He didn’t blow up at me, or pester to give him exact details...
View More- Hi, Daddy. “Hi, baby girl. How are you?†HOW DO YOU THINK I AM, YOU OBLIVIOUS TOOL? IT’S TURNING INTO 1933 GERMANY OUT THERE, FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK…. - Okay, daddy. How are you? “I’m fine, sweetheart.†<heavy breathing> “Tell me about your tits, when you’re in...
View MoreI’m never sure what it’s about when a regular tells me they’re going to be calling me less frequently. Maybe they feel a connection and don’t want me to be concerned or confused. Maybe they are trying to convince themselves that they’re going to be...
View MoreIn the last six months or so he’s become something of a regular, much to my dismay, because he’s got a thing for ass-to-vadge—in addition to his foot fetish and trigger phrase of “hairy cunt†and his sly, whiny voice—and something about all of this...
View MoreI’ve said before that good phone-sex clients, in my book, say “thank you†at the end of their calls. Bad clients hang up like I'm an automated phone system; good clients say "thank you" or some other kind of acknowledgment that a) I am human...
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Shot glasses are actually a little too sophisticated for what we were doing. Today we drank. Normally Bilingual Papi wants to eat, just chow down on fruit from my cunt or German chocolate cake from my ass, but today, he wants to...
View MoreHe doesn’t let me into his life, not even in a bullshit, made-up sort of way. When I ask him what he’s been up to since we last talked, he always says, “nothing much, just working.†Which, fair enough. That’s what a lot of people...
View MoreI know that my callers are possibly/probably/definitely lying, depending on what we’re talking about. The more illegal or messy or “extreme†their fantasy is, the less likely it is that they are doing it in real life. I have to behave as if I believed...
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When the metal comes out, shit is getting real. He starts out his calls welcoming me into the gynecologist’s office, his voice so smarmy that it would make me laugh if his words weren’t so well chosen. I mean, he’s almost certainly...
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