Also, this was the only meme I could find for "angry sex" that didn't veer perilously close to rape territory. :-( Hyperbole is the death of sex tips. Hyperbole kills the curiosity-boner for not delivering; it is usually unsupported by anything other than...
View More"What are you wearing?" I never had much patience for that standard phone-sex question. Without warning, it is awkward as fuck to provide narrative context for wearing anything around the house other than pajamas, jean skirt and a t-shirt, or just a robe and panties, but...
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Two-layer construction keeps the dust of collapsing empire from getting in. The article I nearly imploded about for today’s Terrible Sex Tips should have been titled: 7 Ways to Be More Intimate with your Partner under Late Capitalism I liked the stated premise of this...
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What's on _your_ checklist? Do you have a physical “type� That’s great! You know what you like, which certainly cuts down on wasted time on dating apps. Maybe you thought I was gonna slam on having types, haha, NOPE! We are TOTALLY...
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“You should teach a workshop.†About what? I ask, as if I’ve never ever heard that from anyone before, as if I don’t think about it a few times a week, when I watch this stuff slide by on Facebook, the fifth-chakra fellatio workshops and the publish-your-erotica...
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Really? Men all want to be looming out in the ocean, solitary and forbidding? "Well, a little bit of wave-lapping would be acceptable." “If you're serious about improving your love life, then you have to learn how to turn a guy on....
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