Earlier this week I received a friend request on Facebook. When I asked the person how they found me—standard operating procedure for years now—they said: “I found you from a picture on instagram, a friend of mine does a poet for hire busking thing in...
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On a dumpster. Why have I never thought of this? Oh, because I respect myself AND my lover too much to suggest getting my pussy and their mouth/nose right where the rotting garbage fumes are coming out. There’s a particularly gloomy phrase that gets dropped...
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Hanging out with people in yr jammies, AWWWW YEAHHHH, this is what social media is for. That and dick pics. Sometimes my experiments in social media don’t work, like last week, when the live-stream icon on FB for iPhone vanished suddenly, and...
View MoreMy company has a name for these kinds of calls: “Hot & Sexy.†Hot & Sexy calls are best defined by what they are not: no force, no gender play, no butt play on him, no foot licking, no homo-eroticism, no overt expressions of dominance...
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The headline was problematic, so when I saw that this piece was authored by a “Dr.â€, well, I HAD to do a background check. Dr. Cadell has a doctorate in Human Behavior from Newport University, which is pretty much an online diploma mill, as far...
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These are my two favorite Sunday internet pit stops, and when I saw today's roll-over text in Oglaf, I couldn't resist. ...
View MoreI am generally a kind person, especially around matters of sex and gender and sexuality, so if someone came up to me and said, “I’ve changed. I thought I was this and now I’m that,†I would be gentle. I would listen carefully, paying attention...
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