"I've got a twist for you this week," he said, and I rolled my eyes. The guys who say that have usually been coming to me for long enough that they think I need to be warned about a twist, but they never stop and...
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Can't go out and make money in this line of work...
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If only I could feel as glamorous about this as Sophia looks...
View MoreOh, yeah, and remember that time we coerced my underaged brother into fucking you? That was fan-TASTIC. "Seven minutes," said the dispatcher. "He wanted my nastiest girl. He'll tell you what he wants." I stare at the card during the few seconds while...
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I can hear the big happy orgy out there, but I'm afraid.. "My girlfriend is great,"Â said. "We go to shows, smoke up, and have some of the best sex I've ever had." This is my Southern Californian duuuude, and he is...
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I would be yelling at you now, even if they weren't paying me...
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I'm gonna have to drink all that HOW quickly? As much as I hate Extreme Top (see here. Or here. Or here.), I have to admire his almost hentai-like disregard for math and anatomy and the flow of time and, really, all...
View MoreClick on the cover above to find out more about this amazing book. Chapter 5 is particularly relevant to any discussion of the BBC. [Hi! At least a few of you probably got here by googling something along the lines of "big...
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You will never see me doing this and phone sex at the same time. One of my least favorite tropes from popular depictions of professional phone sex is that you can do it anywhere, anytime, with just about anything else occupying your...
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