I groaned when she gave me his name and number. I don’t know what to do for this guy, I said. “Don’t ask him any questions,†said the dispatcher. “Just go straight into a story, something basic, a blow-job or girl-on-top.†My own sparse notes about him...
View MoreHe used to be a regular. He could still be a regular, except I’m not. Regular, that is. My schedule is all over the place for six or seven months out of the year, when I’m touring, and so any regulars I found in my...
View MoreThis call hasn’t happened yet, but it will, unless my boss was right and the company can’t survive without me for longer than 24 hours. I think she’s wrong. I have plenty of empirical evidence that the company can in fact survive without me for...
View MoreThis guy’s calls are a bit tricky, and only last week did I figure out why. In terms of content, it’s smooth sailing, right out of the playbook, if there were one, but there isn’t, but sometimes there might as well be. With him I’m a...
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We persist in representing MONAYYYY with cash, even though the really vast amounts just exist in computers. The Alfredo-making cuckold came back, after an absence of four months. He goes like that, lots of gaps between spurts (heh) of calls, but I...
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A few nights ago I was prepping for the last stretch in a busy day. Rehearsal and line read-throughs for nerdfucker had taken precedence, as well they should, it’s MY NEXT SHOW....
View MoreGo watch this video, it's an interesting discussion, and I particularly like that the host turned this dumb-ass question around: "What kind of white guys do black girls like? There's no real answer to that question, why should there be one...
View Moreit's less an actual bucket, and more a state of mind. What is a Smut Slam, and how does it work? Simply put, it’s a community storytelling open-mic featuring real-life first-person sex stories. We draw out storytellers one slip at a time, as the...
View MoreDon't brace yourself against the wall for a paddlin'? That's another paddlin'. I can’t resist, y’all. It’s just too damn easy. When the subhead for a sex tips article floats up on Facebook saying ORGASMS GUARANTEED, only two things are guaranteed (and...
View Moremost shop windows will not put this up. #thingsidontneedtoverify This article came up last year, in the middle of my UK tour. I remembered it this week because it’s still timely and relevant and… WHY DO I KEEP DOING THIS TO MYSELF. I I...
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