... or, How the FUCK did they find me with THAT?! I did this once before and it amused me to no end. Now that I'm trying to get back on the blog-horse, after 6 months on the road (more about that in subsequent posts), I...
View MoreEverything held together, Phone Whore premiered in Montreal and did great, the pissy weather held off until today, and now my head and feet are aching from too much walking and not enough sleep. I have some pictures on my computer, but I need to...
View MoreI love the calls where I get to be myself. I mean, I'm never myself entirely. I'm always my PSO name who, depending on who I'm talking to, may be anywhere from 29 to 58, with 0 to 2 kids (possibly nursing), a time-share in a...
View MoreThere is a certain type of caller I get—I need to come up with a good label for them—where maybe they're calling the first time to just get a good wham-bam session in, and then I hook them with my wordsmithing. I don't do it on...
View MoreIt's been really, really slow on the phones lately. It's not me, at least that's what my boss tells me. It's just that time of the year. Weather's getting nice, baseball is back on, tax returns are due. Aahhhhh, yes. People are getting concerned about...
View MoreOne of my regulars, he's not particularly notable for the elaborateness of his fantasies, but every time we talk he always has a new sex joke to tell me afterward. Some people smoke a cigarette after, he tells jokes. And they're not mean bigot or...
View MoreTitle: Cameryn feels right at home at Bent Wit: Fantasy!Location: Club Oberon, Zero Arrow Street (at Mass. Ave), CambridgeLink out: Click hereDescription: Yes, there will be mermaids. And French Horns. And, of course, Mariah Carey covers- are you really surprised? Get your tickets early \'cause you...
View MoreI read somewhere that you should never apologize on your blog for long gaps between postings. So, hey everyone! You all can suck my big pink overbooked dick! Woo-hoo! The good news is, I am fully back in the swing of things. I was worried about...
View MoreAfter months and months of talking with strange men about everything that gets them off, I have taken four weeks off with one of my partners to visit his homeland, a small-ish but crowded South Asian country where 89 percent of the population is Muslim,...
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