I'm the sexy stepmother and he's 14. He's got a remarkably well-thought-out vignette planned for us, the standard I'm-too-shy-around-girls-can-you-give-me-advice prologue but he really wants to keep the ramp-up going. I mean, we seriously get into sex-ed, after-school-special territory ("I know, honey, sometime you just get...
View MoreHe is a gentleman from New Orleans, one of my more infrequent regulars who is languidly, baroquely, infallibly polite until the point where he gets his big black hands on my creamy white ass (his words, not mine). "I wanna ask you a quick question," he...
View MoreI'm saving the world! That's what you might think, hearing the way some people talk after seeing Phone Whore. Their comments run something along the lines of, "I'm glad you're talking with them, keeping them on the phone, rather than them having no one to talk...
View MoreHe is a mommy-fucker, one of my regulars, but I don't always get the extra dollar for a request, because frankly, I don't think he's that particular. Also, he's gotten used to me not being on at night while I'm touring, so when I took...
View MoreIt's my only caller so far today, a new guy, not only to me and to the company, but he's never done phone sex in his life, he says, and I believe him. Per my usual approach, I greet him and describe myself within 45...
View MoreIt's my only caller so far today, a new guy, not only to me and to the company, but he's never done phone sex in his life, he says, and I believe him. Per my usual approach, I greet him and describe myself within 45...
View MoreHe's got a cameo in Phone Whore: caller #3, the mommyfucker. From remarks that the dispatchers have made, I know that I'm not his only phone mommy, but when I get a call from him, it's almost always a request. For a long time now,...
View MoreHe usually calls during his lunch break, a young-sounding man who talks less than almost any other caller that I've ever had. He responds mostly to direct questions. (You like watching Mommy through the bathroom door, don't you? "Yeah.") Occasionally he will blurt out a...
View MoreExtreme Top. I've talked about him before, and what a foaming douchenozzle he is, from a customer-service point of view. Let me reiterate: I am not bothered by the content of his calls, but his attitude. I usually can handle it. Mostly. But this last...
View MoreI am going to be digging back through some of my old Facebook posts for what I label Calls of the Day, just little snapshots of some of my more interesting encounters. Let's start the new series with this one, fresh off the phone...
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