February 24, 2013
CALL OF THE DAY: setting some pussy parameters
Do I have to stand up to be your bitch? Because I don't think that's a good idea right now...
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February 21, 2013
CLASSIC CAMERYN: downtime
I was going to write something about the dead days, like today, where I got one call at 10:30am and that was it. And then I thought, maybe I better check back through the archives to see if I'd already done one on that topic!...
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February 19, 2013
CALL OF THE DAY: my bilingual papi
He's an ass man, a bit of a chubby chaser, dominant but gentle, mmm...
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February 17, 2013
Call of the Day: lust and loathing from the littlest mommyfucker
Before I start, I want to clarify something. Since last November, I have been adding Call of the Day posts not necessarily in chronological order. That is to say, sometimes they are calls that happened actually that day, or maybe the day before. But sometimes...
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February 14, 2013
“Who calls on Valentine’s Day?”
I wrote about this a little back in December, when several people wondered out loud to me, "Who calls at Christmas?" As it turned out, only two people called during my shift on December 25, and they were both seven-minute calls, so I didn't get...
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February 12, 2013
CALL OF THE DAY: suddenly… a wild rim job appears
He's a real regular, with three or four cards paper-clipped together, the columns of recorded calls thick with 7 min (7) req. Â Â Â Â 7 min (7) req. Â Â Â Â 7 min (7.5) req. Â Â Â Â 7 min (7) req. His scenario, up until about three weeks ago, has always been the same:...
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February 8, 2013
whore’s pasta and cold coffee
It's even more whorish--and delicious!--with chopped green olives in it. One of my new favorite pasta dishes is pasta alla puttanesca, loosely (ha ha) translated as "Whore's Pasta". It's made with all stuff that keeps forever in the fridge—capers, olives, anchovies, garlic—sautéed...
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February 5, 2013
CALL OF THE DAY: the man with attainable goals
He was as close to average in my line of work as I can think: middle-aged, middle American accent, not incredibly articulate, but not silent, either. It was a 10-minute call, which is probably the average length of call for me. And his fantasy—watching two...
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February 3, 2013
CALL OF THE DAY: lead singer in the ass choir
He is one of my ass men, not the archetypal one, the one that made it into my play Phone Whore, but this caller is still quite noteworthy, and not just because he has the same first name (and spelling!) of one of my brothers...
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