March 21, 2013
This is a phone sex romance
This is how we ended the call...
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March 19, 2013
QUANTIFYING PHONE SEX: the volume of a cumbucket
Q: How much cum will a cumbucket hold? A: Depends how well you prep it. One of the many things my Extreme Top likes to play with is modifying my physical body to degrade or humiliate me, and to get better sexual use out of me. So,...
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March 17, 2013
CALL OF THE DAY: phone sex verité
This guy is a classic phone bottom: micro-managing as hell. His checklist is long, but predictable, and he does take whatever nastiness I dish out, so he's not my worst bottom. I like him, even though there is a certain timbre in his voice that...
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March 14, 2013
So you want to be a phone sex operator…
If you are reading this post, you either followed the fresh, hot link from my Facebook status update or you recently asked me for pointers on how to get started doing phone sex. Pro tip: you do not want to get this...
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March 12, 2013
CALL OF THE DAY: the Titty-Fuck Rosary
It's been about three months, but I finally heard from Titty-Fuck Rosary again. He has occasional long gaps in his call patterns with me, and I don't know whether it's because I sometimes have gaps in my availability, or because he goes on a bit...
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March 7, 2013
QUANTIFYING PHONE SEX: an anal infographic
I occasionally draw up graphs and charts and illustrations about my experiences doing phone sex. Something like Indexed, only much cruder, both conceptually and artistically. I had one flowchart already, "All Roads Lead to Ass", from almost two years ago; I picked up the thread...
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March 5, 2013
CALL OF THE DAY: dressing up for dinner
Go get your ass cleaned out, honey, I'll pull the quiche out of the oven and be there in a minute! He's in his mid-60s, an "old hippie", he calls himself, complete with the flowing silver mane that reaches the middle of...
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March 3, 2013
CALL OF THE DAY: surfer dude meets lesbian porn
I like to imagine that he already has the hair for the role...
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March 1, 2013
Culture wars and phone whores: For A Good Time, Call…
When you're getting ready to write a book, the writer's guides always say to do your research: dig around to see what else has been written in your area so you can compare and contrast existing works with the awesome thing that you are creating. [caption...
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February 26, 2013
CALL OF THE DAY: so soft, it’s hard!
I've never understood the visual metaphor of "curtains blowing in the breeze". Could just as easily be "mac n cheese burning in the oven". He likes to call early and talk about kissing me awake in bed. His favorite outfit for me...
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