December 22, 2013
CALL OF THE DAY: you try singing “Feliz Navidad” around someone’s dick
I can't find the bustier he was talking about, but this is pretty cute...
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December 17, 2013
CALL OF THE DAY: being a real-life accomplice
The one call that I hated the most, over my nearly five years in phone work so far, involved a man calling in with his wife, and pressing her to get it on with me. I was so angry at him, for asking me to...
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December 9, 2013
A Phone Whore Asks… (aka Who’s Got a Mailbag for ME)
I've done Ask A Phone Whore columns, where I dip into the virtual mailbag and answer your questions. (That mailbag is open, by the way; you can throw your questions my way anytime, either here or on Facebook.) But I gotta say, I've got a...
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November 27, 2013
CALL OF THE DAY: Extreme Top, Live-Tweeted
Full disclosure: This was not actually live-tweeted. Extreme Top's stuff is too extreme for direct-to-Twitter channeling, and besides, live-tweeting an actual call from my perspective would be too difficult for me to stay on top of. HOWEVER, these are actual notes I jotted down from...
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November 25, 2013
Blue balls and brats: coming back after a week off
Poor baby! I guess Rosie Palm will be tackling this by herself today...
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November 11, 2013
CALL OF THE DAY: “I saw her at the food bank.”
How many blow jobs do you think she'd give you for this? I've talked to this man before. For a little while he was requesting me, I don't know why. His half-hour sessions swung back and forth between young-teen rape scenes and...
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November 5, 2013
ASK A PHONE WHORE: do you ever get any female callers? (pt. 2, aka, why do you only get male callers?)
ASK A PHONE WHORE is a semi-regular feature, appearing whenever I get a good question. Anything you want to know about my phone work, ask away! Make sure to read through the archives here to see if I've already addressed your question in a previous...
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October 25, 2013
ASK A PHONE WHORE: Do you ever get any female callers?
ASK A PHONE WHORE is a semi-regular feature, appearing whenever I get a good question. Anything you want to know about my phone work, ask away! Make sure to read through the archives here to see if I've already addressed your question in a previous...
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October 16, 2013
CONFESSION: I’m tired of doing sissy cocksucker calls
I want a world where this is not a joke. The dispatcher gives me his name and ID number. "You've never done him before. He wants a dominant girl in her 40s, and he's a cross-dresser." (When I say the dispatcher gives...
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October 13, 2013
ASK A PHONE WHORE: Do you ever get attached?
ASK A PHONE WHORE is a semi-regular feature, appearing whenever I get a good question. Anything you want to know about my phone work, ask away! Make sure to read through the archives here to see if I've already addressed your question in a previous...
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