Your feigned casualness makes my fingers itch. Q. Can I get your business number? No. No. GOD, NO. I have fielded variants on this question hundreds of times, ever since I started promoting Phone Whore, thereby putting myself in the position of being publicly out about...
View MoreSo, here I am, about four weeks out into my UK tour. Four weeks since the last time I took a call. Before this summer, six weeks is the longest I've gone without being on call. Now I'm basically tripling that. It still feels strange...
View MoreIt will be super strange to not do phone work for four months (my time off begins this Friday). I am used to being at home, and I like many of my callers. But there are a number of them whom I will not miss...
View MoreOne of my favorite thing to browse in the Wordpress dashboard for my site is the search term index, that is, the list of the terms that people plugged into the search engine such that my page came up as part of their search results....
View MoreOh, Extreme Top, how I loathe him. His scattered focus. His casually brutal use of the N-word for erotic purposes. His appalling treatment of me and the dispatchers, from a customer-service point of view. His teeth-gritting sense of entitlement, GUH. And yet...
View MoreI felt it two days ago. It was with a regular I like. It usually only happens that way, with someone who I know very well and feel really comfortable with. It needs to be a fem-dom-type call, too, an interaction in which I am expected...
View MoreDid you insert that piece of chalk in your ass like I told you to? Q. Aside from really improbable/ physically unlikely things you tell people to do, how often do you think your clients actually follow your instructions? Okay, so the bit...
View More"He wanted a rocker," said the dispatcher. "When I said I didn't have one, he asked if there were any actresses available, and then I thought of you! I have an actress!" Ignoring the fact that all the girls working the phone lines are acting,...
View MoreTook a call from a new-to-me-sub last night. He's obviously been watching a LOT of fem-dom potty porn—"I have no limits," he said, HAHAHAHAHAH those armchair subs can be hi-LARIOUS—but after I figured out what I could get away with in terms of dismissive contempt,...
View MoreI have preferences in clients, of course. In my current work situation I don't get to use those preferences in any way that might benefit me. I don't control my marketing, nor do I get to select or screen who I talk to. But I...
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