October 9, 2014
CALL OF THE DAY: The Fuck Bandits ride again
So THAT'S how they get their lawn so green...
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Phone Whore
October 6, 2014
The conundrum of the “anyone could do these” regulars
I've only got 2.5 minutes, but I want to spend them with YOU. One wants to hear about me sitting on his face, forcing him to snarf away at everything in that area: ass, pussy, as much piss as I feel like...
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September 30, 2014
We both know what’s going to happen here…
Hang on, I need to look up just how much I want to let you lick my boots. Had another one today, another regular who, for some reason, felt compelled to dance around different scenarios before settling on the same one that...
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September 26, 2014
CALL OF THE DAY: I’m not a therapist, but today I wish I were…
He really doesn't like himself. I would go so far as to say he loathes himself. He hates his fantasies, so much so that getting them out of him is major excavation work, and some days he doesn't even want to talk about them. He...
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September 23, 2014
Notes for a new lover
I guess it could be a little weird to hear about this stuff I do on the phones all day. It's not something you thought you'd ever think about, right, being in a relationship with a phone sex operator? Nobody knows who the phone sex...
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September 18, 2014
ASK A PHONE WHORE: how do PSOs learn or improve on their skills?
Psychopathia Sexualis...
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September 15, 2014
CALL OF THE DAY: The Handyman and the Case of the Sudden Dildo
I can't find room for any of my dishes. Maybe something's stuck? I really thought most of my guys would have forgotten me, during my four months in the UK. I mean, because FOUR MONTHS IS AN ETERNITY FOR AN ERECTION. But...
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September 12, 2014
CALL OF THE DAY: white lines and mysterious powders
Like, I don't want to snort this, I just want to jump in it, that's how naive I am. The calls that require the most acting from me are the ones in which I am supposed to be submissive, which is funny,...
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September 9, 2014
Do clients ever leave the nest?
I don't want to push them, I just want to beep at them...
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September 5, 2014
CALL OF THE DAY: the Case of the Reluctant Dom
I was hoping for a good call to get me started back, after four months of being away. No, let's be honest: I was, in my heart of hearts, hoping that I would make it big enough in theatre this year that I wouldn't have...
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