Aristotle said when he was 80 that he was glad he no longer was bothered about sexual matters. It meant he could focus more on more important issues. Any thoughts? Ethics, shmethics...
View MoreAs a self-identified slut and sex-aware writer/performer, I have to take a step back and acknowledge that there are sometimes down-sides to the sex-positive movement, at least the stuff that gets mainstreamed. One of the down-sides is: You’re supposed to want sex all the time, everywhere. Never...
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Do I have to identify as bisexual if I enjoy sex with men, but am otherwise totally, totally a lesbian? With a sharpie in your hand, you can be anything you want. It is one of the wonders of the modern age that...
View MoreBefore I did phone sex for a living, I would have told you that I didn’t have a dominant bone in my sexual body. Didn’t want it, and didn’t think I could do it. But then I started phone work and I had to learn...
View MoreHow do I get my wife to embrace her innate, wonderful, amazing ability to squirt? (Every time. it's amazing. but she's embarrassed.) There are some things that I do during sex. I don’t even deliberately do them, they are just part of my array of physical...
View More“Sold out†is supposedly a neutral term, in a box-office sense: your performance venue has sold all the possible seating it has available that doesn’t violate fire code. Some festivals have different and more precise parameters for this; for example, I think in Edinburgh Fringe...
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I don’t know if everyone understands just how much I love doing Sidewalk Smut. I forget this myself, during the long months when the weather is just not good enough for this. And then when I finally sit back down to the typewriter, I remember. Of...
View MoreThe quandaries of festival sex: HOW DO I GET THIS GLITTER OUT OF MY CERVIX???!!! If you’re having painful penetrative sex post-festival, and you feel pretty sure that extreme intra-vadge glitter is the culprit, I would get thee to a doctor and ask for their opinion....
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Is this scary? I think it's kinda cute...
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A little splash-down is always considerate. I love questions like these from the Fuckbucket. They give me license to rant from the mic about subjects that, out in “the real world,†don’t get much air time at all. Out in that world,...
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