Happy New Year, and welcome to a new weekly feature I'm running both here and in my facebook group: the f*ckbucket. I'm trying to re-create the tingling naughtiness of the blue bucket that circulated around the room before every session in my ninth-grad sex ed...
View MoreFinally got some footage from one of these comedy open mikes, so those of you not able to catch my comedy shtick live can at least get a taste of it. I call it shtick, but that doesn't do justice to how seriously I take these...
View MoreLast week I submitted my cuckold post to a new smut/sex carnival list, e[lust], and here's #4. Lots of amazing blogs to read in between taking calls, writing new jokes, and updating my facebook status, so I'm psyched, and I'm extra glad to be able...
View MoreI wear a lot of hats doing this work--girlfriend, mommy, counselor, sexologist--sometimes all in one call. But this week I got handed another role, one that my eight months of phone sex, and all my years of interpersonal experience and sexual exploration, couldn't prepare me...
View MoreNext week it's back to sexy. This week, and in particular today, I'm sticking with social change, especially if you're at all involved in sexy-time work. You can consider me your political dominatrix for the day. (If you're here, you obviously want it, so sit...
View More(I'm not good at serious. I got my start writing professionally at an alternative weekly newspaper, and sometimes I still think that writing style shows through: flip and slightly detached. But I'm going to give it a try here, just for a second.) When I tell...
View MoreAdding to the list of stupid things I have to remember to do: call myself when I'm having a good time, to make material for the phlog. By next June it'll be a habit! phlog3comstudio...
View MoreHere's the next little chunklet from the 10-minute , "hot and sexy" call that I will be calling Basic Office Fuck (or BOF) from here on out. Have fun with the gaps (that's what she said); I left 'em unedited, so you can really let...
View MoreSupporting actors, extras, and tech crew needed for no-taboo phone sex fantasies. On call around the clock, must be available at moment's notice for random sexual acts and fetish work. You will be taking artistic direction from both the director and the male lead; in...
View MoreFirst zap from my new phlog (phone log, cute, huh?). Here's where I'm gonna be taking short audio samples from my life--conversations, cooking tips, notes from the road, snippets of my side of phone calls--and giving them to you in a slowly building symphony of...
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