He's got a cameo in Phone Whore: caller #3, the mommyfucker. From remarks that the dispatchers have made, I know that I'm not his only phone mommy, but when I get a call from him, it's almost always a request. For a long time now,...
View MoreHe usually calls during his lunch break, a young-sounding man who talks less than almost any other caller that I've ever had. He responds mostly to direct questions. (You like watching Mommy through the bathroom door, don't you? "Yeah.") Occasionally he will blurt out a...
View More... Moore is, most of all, a highly-skilled actor (here and in phone job). She juggles the performer/spectator dynamic constantly. One minute we are accomplice - she speaks directly to us (and with tonight's minuscule audience it was possible for her to actually make eye-contact...
View MoreExtreme Top. I've talked about him before, and what a foaming douchenozzle he is, from a customer-service point of view. Let me reiterate: I am not bothered by the content of his calls, but his attitude. I usually can handle it. Mostly. But this last...
View MoreI am going to be digging back through some of my old Facebook posts for what I label Calls of the Day, just little snapshots of some of my more interesting encounters. Let's start the new series with this one, fresh off the phone...
View MoreAt one point in my play Phone Whore, I spin out the list of things that I like about doing phone sex, and I admit that I like making random strange men come. "I really do enjoy the power," I say with a wry smile...
View MoreI'm glad he keeps requesting me. He's a nice guy, not that it matters. Asshole money spends the same as nice-guy money, and I'm not being paid to care whether he's nice or not, I'm being paid to get him off. But it's nice that...
View MoreHoly fuck, where do I start? Cameryn Moore has put together one hell of a show...
View MoreYeah, this weekly phone check-in with my far-flung friends and fans is actually working out AMAZINGLY. Mona and Amy—both from Michigan, oddly enough—came out to last night's Slut Salon, and we had a great time! As predicted by last week's salon participants, the conversation easily expanded...
View MoreOver the past year I have met a lot of awesome people all around North America. It's been one of the best parts of touring for me, but keeping up with an ever-widening circle of friends and fans has been a little overwhelming, until I...
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