Face to face with his ideal, George thought maybe he would be better off starting with that skinny little strap-on from Good Vibes. I have a statistic that I sometimes use in my stand-up routines, that 30 to 40 percent of my...
View MoreMy director showed me the first draft of the Phone Whore screenplay this week. Since I know nothing about exterior shots and zooms and cuts, we decided that the best way to adapt the original script is to have him get in and make the...
View MoreJust a splash of red paint, and this doll would capture the feel of it...
View MoreQ: How much cum will a cumbucket hold? A: Depends how well you prep it. One of the many things my Extreme Top likes to play with is modifying my physical body to degrade or humiliate me, and to get better sexual use out of me. So,...
View MoreThis guy is a classic phone bottom: micro-managing as hell. His checklist is long, but predictable, and he does take whatever nastiness I dish out, so he's not my worst bottom. I like him, even though there is a certain timbre in his voice that...
View MoreIf you are reading this post, you either followed the fresh, hot link from my Facebook status update or you recently asked me for pointers on how to get started doing phone sex. Pro tip: you do not want to get this...
View MoreIt's been about three months, but I finally heard from Titty-Fuck Rosary again. He has occasional long gaps in his call patterns with me, and I don't know whether it's because I sometimes have gaps in my availability, or because he goes on a bit...
View MoreI occasionally draw up graphs and charts and illustrations about my experiences doing phone sex. Something like Indexed, only much cruder, both conceptually and artistically. I had one flowchart already, "All Roads Lead to Ass", from almost two years ago; I picked up the thread...
View MoreGo get your ass cleaned out, honey, I'll pull the quiche out of the oven and be there in a minute! He's in his mid-60s, an "old hippie", he calls himself, complete with the flowing silver mane that reaches the middle of...
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