November 25, 2014
smut sample #1
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Author: camerynmoore
November 25, 2014
CALL OF THE DAY: “You’re the Ann Landers of phone sex!”
(shit, I dropped my loofah) Sorry, sweetie, can you repeat that? I took a call from my chubby chaser yesterday. He came after 15 minutes, we said Happy Thanksgiving to each other, la la laa, okay, on to the next one. I...
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November 20, 2014
The world’s only psychic sidewalk pornographer, or how (I think) I know what I know
Frenchmen Street, October 2014. Photo by Ed Barnas. All year round at the smut stand, people ask me if I can do custom work online. I always say, "Yes, but in person is better." The would-have-been customers never ask for clarification, they...
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November 18, 2014
BOOK REVIEW: Sweet & Rough
People ask me, out there on the Smut Stand, what writers inspire me. I always feel a little weird about being stumped. I mean, in Sidewalk Smut the customer inspires me. For my plays, other Fringe playwrights/performers inspire me. For my articles, I dunno… all...
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November 17, 2014
CALL OF THE DAY: those three little words
"I love you," said Bilingual Papi. I'll talk to you really soon, I replied, with a big grin on my face that I know transmitted through my voice. I really was smiling, but I bit back the reflexive response. I love you, too. Why did I pull...
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November 14, 2014
SMUT STAND REPORT: Atlanta, Nov. 14, 2014 (outdoor season is over)
This bad boy needs a tune-up like whoa Temperatures in Atlanta have dropped below freezing at night. I have already set aside my denim tour jacket for the faux fur-lined faux-suede coat; I don't think I brought my really BIG faux-fur coat...
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November 11, 2014
CALL OF THE DAY: a small pity party for Mr. Chubby Chaser
She keeps me warm at night, among other things...
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November 7, 2014
The art of location: scouting for the Smut Stand
That fence still counts as protection for my back 180...
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November 5, 2014
Meta moments with callers: tricky and occasionally terrifying
I was talking with Bilingual Papi yesterday after he came, which was nice, because he sometimes pushes the time limit and I rarely get as much time with his post-come chat as I like. With some customers, I am happy or relieved when they hang...
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November 2, 2014
SMUT STAND REPORT: Nov. 1, 2014 (New Orleans)
WHEN: 6 hours (8pm-2am), Nov 1, 2014. WHERE: mural fence next to the Art Market, Frenchmen Street, New Orleans.  OUTPUT: eight custom works, including a lamp-lit alley gang bang; a humiliation and anal-rape scene for a guy who could rival Extreme Top for being aggressively...
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