Less broodiness, more bopping each other over the head with pillows! I have only began talking to this caller this year, and although he did become something of a regular in the few months before I went off to tour the UK,...
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This piece should only have had seven positions. That's what it says in the URL, and at the link you will find that the text-only article has seven items, basically a run-down of the most common positions with all the stupid stereotypical reasons that a...
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Getting set up on Grassmarket in Edinburgh. Photo by Marc Seestaedt. I saw an article the other day, about a guy with a typewriter who sets up at a couple of different places in New York State and writes short stories for...
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I know I asked you to talk dirty, but THAT was a little too far...
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I always suck the bones CLEAN. (And chew the ends. What? I'm talking about short ribs here.) Ever since the second year of my employment in phone sex, I've always toured, for at least six months out of the year. It wasn't...
View MoreI don't look quite this put together on the Smut Stand, not when it's approaching 30 degrees Celsius out there...
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You know that thing, when you're eating all celery and hummus because the hummus is so garlicky and lemony and rich and the celery is perfectly cool and crisp, and you're really enjoying that combination, you can't even be bothered with the bowl of olives...
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View MoreWHEN: 3 hours (2:45-5:45pm), August 22, 2015. WHERE: In Cowgate, Edinburgh, UK. OUTPUT: four full-length pieces, including some outdoor pussy-eating for a fiery Fringe fling, a rough fuck over the back of a sofa (with a blow-job to clean up the resultant mess), and a...
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