October 20, 2015
CALL OF THE DAY: military service and a younger Geena Davis
Definitely going to have to fill in some blanks before you visualize a titty-fuck up in there...
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October 14, 2015
SMUT STAND REPORT: Oct 13, 2015 (New Orleans)
Isn't anal sex wonderful? My butthole is STILL buzzing from last night! WHEN: 4.5 hours (7:45pm-12:15am), Oct 13, 2015. WHERE: Frenchmen Street (in front of Bicycle Michael's), New Orleans. OUTPUT: four full-length pieces, including an unexpectedly kinky lesbian wake-up vignette and a...
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October 12, 2015
TERRIBLE SEX TIPS: “5 Tips for Making Sex Last Longer”
via GIPHY In this edition of Terrible Sex Tips, I'm not presenting you with any problematic sex-position illustrations. Awwww. I know, you wanted them. Everyone wants them. Don't worry, just google "sex position images" and you will have all the awful illustrations that you could ever want to...
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October 8, 2015
SMUT STAND REPORT: Oct. 6, 2015 (New Orleans)
Here, honey! This nice young man is for YOU. WHEN: 4.75 hours (7:45pm-12:30am), Oct 6, 2015. WHERE: Frenchmen Street (in front of Bicycle Michael's), New Orleans. OUTPUT: four full-length pieces, including a medium-core hiking vignette; a rare MMF threesome in a sex...
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October 4, 2015
CALL OF THE DAY: “I hope you don’t think I’m too much of a pervert”
I have a lot more to work with than Severus Snape, too. I'm always surprised when clients seem to worry about what I think of them and their Thing. I don't mean when they are obviously prodding me to judge them, and...
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October 2, 2015
So you want to be a phone sex operator: the bibliography (aka I trawled my blog so you don’t have to)
Take notes. There will not be a quiz on this shit, though. It's okay, I'm not irritated. I mean, I don't have tags on the relevant posts, like "Starting Out" or "I'm Looking for a Little Cash" or "I Have Always Wanted...
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September 29, 2015
Putting the “prod” in self-producing
I tried to color-code the pins, but they keep falling out in the car...
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September 27, 2015
TERRIBLE SEX TIPS: “10 Seduction Tips that will have him BEGGING for you”
I can't lick my lips anymore, this lipstick tastes terrible, god, just come over here already! I think I may have accidentally discovered a nemesis. See, there are certain online channels that routinely offer some pretty fucking awful sex tips, and when...
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September 24, 2015
WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW: redefining a writer’s rule for myself
Writing it down makes it more real, which helps. Whatever name I've made in performance so far, I've made it performing my self, writing and presenting plays that are deeply and unmistakably reflective of me and my own lived experiences in sex...
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September 23, 2015
“I once got a nosebleed during orgasm”
"I once got a nosebleed during orgasm & discovered it was a completely unexpected turn-on."...
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