How much effort do you really want to put into getting that mask off his face? And I'm like, sure, hit me up, I'm not a psychologist, but I sure have opinions. So here's the note, and a clarifying exchange that the...
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SO MUCH STUFF...
View MoreNo jokes about limp noodles, please. This caller of mine is moderately infamous by now, simply because his call from six winters ago is the one I dredge up whenever someone asks me, "What's the weirdest call you've ever done?" They're expecting...
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Butterfly? Like, the iron butterfly that will snap his neck off? More terrible sex positions...
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Submissive? Seated comfortably? Or COILED AND WAITING TO POUNCE ON YOUR SEXUAL INSECURITIES?(Sidewalk Smut in Brick Lane, London. Photo by Daniel Wood.) So I got a note from a Facebook acquaintance a few days ago: Weird observation: all your smut stand pics are...
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This is gonna take a bit of cleanup, a-yup...
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Does this look like someone who GIVES A SHIT THAT YOU KNOW THAT I'M FAT? WHEN: 4.5 hours (8:45pm-1:15am), Oct 28, 2015. WHERE: Frenchmen Street (in front of Bicycle Michael's), New Orleans. OUTPUT: one microsmut and five full-length pieces, including a really...
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This may be one of those Mystery Spots. Things happen here. Friday, Oct 16, 2015. I was sitting outside my normal Sidewalk Smut haunt—Bicycle Michael, on Frenchmen Street—with the usual cast of characters: three writer types, the bum with one leg and...
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