The view from my Phone Whore chair at the Brixton kitchen show. There is simply NO ROOM for the fourth wall. Hell, there's barely room for the two actual walls and the refrigerator! Anyone who comes to one of my bar shows—Smut...
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Here, here, let me help you with your baggage...
View MoreIt's like caning, but with soft poly-fibers instead! Scanning sex-tip articles for the problematic ones has taught me one important thing: I pay too much attention to the pictures. The stock photo they use to illustrate this piece makes me think that PILLOW-FIGHTING is...
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Turning the sound off DOESN'T HELP. … politics get loud and increasingly well-armed, and countries turn away refugees, and we still have nuclear bombs, and black lives don’t matter enough, and the rich get richer, and the poor vote for candidates who...
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Carrying on the fine tradition of squeaky voices, that's me...
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Seriously, though, a begging lover is only attractive to a small percentage of the population...
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All the options are seriously neck-to-neck right now, with uncomfortable seats. A friend of mine made the diagnosis today, as I was describing a recent phone session in which I ended up lecturing one of my regulars about his trans-fetishizing bullshit. He...
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This still from the 1998 documentary The Humiliated oddly captures exactly the emotions my poor mother-persona is supposed to be feeling during this call. He's looking for a woman who is "older and nasty". (I think that I'm currently the queen of...
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You've gotta be able to find your way through _quickly_...
View MoreA female Fringer who does everything to advance in her career is probably fucked any way you slice it. I’m working on a survey. Well, it’s more like puttering. I'm puttering on a survey. I snagged some interview questions from a survey...
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