“You should teach a workshop.†About what? I ask, as if I’ve never ever heard that from anyone before, as if I don’t think about it a few times a week, when I watch this stuff slide by on Facebook, the fifth-chakra fellatio workshops and the publish-your-erotica...
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Really? Men all want to be looming out in the ocean, solitary and forbidding? "Well, a little bit of wave-lapping would be acceptable." “If you're serious about improving your love life, then you have to learn how to turn a guy on....
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A few nights ago I was prepping for the last stretch in a busy day. Rehearsal and line read-throughs for nerdfucker had taken precedence, as well they should, it’s MY NEXT SHOW....
View MoreGo watch this video, it's an interesting discussion, and I particularly like that the host turned this dumb-ass question around: "What kind of white guys do black girls like? There's no real answer to that question, why should there be one...
View Moreit's less an actual bucket, and more a state of mind. What is a Smut Slam, and how does it work? Simply put, it’s a community storytelling open-mic featuring real-life first-person sex stories. We draw out storytellers one slip at a time, as the...
View MoreDon't brace yourself against the wall for a paddlin'? That's another paddlin'. I can’t resist, y’all. It’s just too damn easy. When the subhead for a sex tips article floats up on Facebook saying ORGASMS GUARANTEED, only two things are guaranteed (and...
View Moremost shop windows will not put this up. #thingsidontneedtoverify This article came up last year, in the middle of my UK tour. I remembered it this week because it’s still timely and relevant and… WHY DO I KEEP DOING THIS TO MYSELF. I I...
View More"no fucking way" is a write-in option (Names used here are neither real names or phone names.) He’s told me before that he wants to do a call with the dispatcher, “Becca,†who is also the owner of the company. There is no...
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nerdfucker, by Cameryn Moore. Photo by Tristan Brand Yesterday my director Tanner and I sat down to select the marketing image for nerdfucker. (This is my new play, which I'll start touring this year in Canada.) I’ve been holding onto these nerdfucker shots...
View MoreSome Terrible Sex Tips cry out for methodical de(con)struction. Others beg for a manifesto in reponse, about the shitty politics or the egregious trend-seeking. And then there are those sex tip articles that deserve the silliest parody I can whip up. This here is one...
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