I’ve been a full-time broke-ass artist for nearly 10 years, and yet somehow I never put it together in one sentence: poor people aren’t supposed to enjoy anything. We’re either arting and starving, or we’re scrambling through three part-time jobs and not arting. If you...
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what do you get for a woman who has everything? Smut and profound sexual metaphors. WHEN: 5 hours (7:30pm-12:30am), October 10, 2016. WHERE: In front of Bicycle Michael's, Frenchmen Street, New Orleans. OUTPUT: one quarter-sheet and four full-length pieces, including a male-submissive bondage session with a mirror...
View MoreHi Cameryn: So, I'm this picky millennial type who goes on a million dates but ends up going home alone because for me to like a guy, he has to be smart/cute/ambitious/local/liberal/friendly/clever and I'm beginning to suspect that there may be none of those within a...
View MoreSometimes sex tips aren’t uniformly bad. Sometimes they aren’t even that bad at all, except for the title, which manages in just a few words to shift one’s whole sexual psyche into a state of confusion and inexplicable angst. The title doesn't match the content,...
View MoreCompersion, in poly terms, is the happiness one experiences watching their partner being happy in love/sex with another person(s). I feel like there must be a parallel concept/word in the performing arts, for when one is genuinely happy watching other artists succeed. What we call...
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- I’m leaving in three months, I said. "Forever?" he asked, with some incredulity and maybe anxiety. - Yeah. "Is everything okay?" - Yes. I'm just moving to a different country. Not Canada. "Oh." [awkward pause] - There are some awesome girls here at this company, you know. [awkward pause] - But if you want...
View MoreWhile touring nerdfucker this summer, I noticed how much people expected autobiography from me. People kept asking, “Does that actually exist?†that is, are there people who play chess on other people’s backs? Or, “Did that really happen?†e.g. have I really, somewhere in my colorful...
View MoreI want to see more information about female dominance in the land of sex tips, not because I want to do it myself, but because I am highly suspicious of the fact that the most promoted sexual dynamic—that is, female submissive—dovetails so neatly with the...
View MoreWhere are you from? My shoulders creep up to my ears every time I hear that question, a common conversational gambit. It’s an opening salvo in most small-talk skirmishes, one that is mostly about figuring out one another’s places, one’s clan, and setting up parameters and...
View MoreI’ve said before that good phone-sex clients, in my book, say “thank you†at the end of their calls. Bad clients hang up like I'm an automated phone system; good clients say "thank you" or some other kind of acknowledgment that a) I am human...
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