December 26, 2016
TERRIBLE SEX TIPS: “Sex Positions Inspired By The 12 Days Of Christmas”
This one ain't so bad, actually. Santa's nose is in a pretty good spot...
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Author: camerynmoore
December 23, 2016
Bracing for the upheaval
I am getting on that jet plane four days from today, heading over to the UK to try my hand at my particular brand of showbiz on that fair isle, to place my heart finally, firmly in the keeping of the love of my life,...
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December 15, 2016
The spirit of Smut Slam in a small town
I’m a city girl, through and through. As long as I’m not more than 10 minutes away from decent public transportation, drop me in a big city and I thrive. Not surprisingly, this is where my art does best too. Outside of actual Fringe festivals, my...
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December 12, 2016
CALL OF THE DAY: the penultimate Bilingual Papi
Bilingual Papi is a savvy phone sex user; he usually comes within 30 seconds of the end of his time package. He always ends up wanting a little more time with me, but he almost always only needs the amount of time that he has...
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December 6, 2016
TERRIBLE SEX TIPS: “6 places you can have sex when you’re home for the holidays”
Every so often—like every other week—I read a sex tips column that has clearly been written for a very, very specific audience, and that audience ain’t me, but I don’t know it right away, because they write as if, “Duh, everyone knows this is the way...
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November 25, 2016
Borrowing insults and adding irony
A singer friend of mine pinged me a few weeks ago after having received feedback about one of her songs; in the song she plays around with the word “hooker†to refer to herself after a guy bought her breakfast the morning after. The feedback was...
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November 21, 2016
CALL OF THE DAY: saying goodbye to Bilingual Papi
About two weeks ago I finally told Bilingual Papi that I was leaving. I had been dreading that conversation for months, but it wasn’t as awkward as I feared it would be. He didn’t blow up at me, or pester to give him exact details...
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November 14, 2016
CALL OF THE DAY: a conversation with Extreme Top, with counterpoint from my raging inner voice
- Hi, Daddy. “Hi, baby girl. How are you?†HOW DO YOU THINK I AM, YOU OBLIVIOUS TOOL? IT’S TURNING INTO 1933 GERMANY OUT THERE, FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK…. - Okay, daddy. How are you? “I’m fine, sweetheart.†<heavy breathing> “Tell me about your tits, when you’re in...
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November 9, 2016
Keep making art: an artist’s manifesto for troubled times.
I normally write two blog posts a week, but I just couldn’t this week. The US elections got me seriously strung out. The day after hit me like a hangover, and I hadn’t even been drinking. I went to bed early with a sinking heart,...
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November 4, 2016
“Wow! Do you have an agent?” HAHAHAHAHAHAH
People ask me sometimes, when they see all the shows I do, the vast sprawling itineraries and the multiple cities and the boom-boom-boom schedule, they say, “Wow! Do you have an agent?†it’s inconceivable to them that I could get all of those dates without...
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